One morning the son said:
- Mom, I don;t want to go to school today, Smith will again give me black eye, Tompson will make a joke of me.
-No son, you got to go to school to show that the breins make a difference, and, first of all, you are the teacher.
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Investigator asks a man:
-Why did your mother-in-low die?
-She ate poison mashrooms.
-And why did she has black eyes?
-She refused to eat them.
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One of the guest asks the hostess:
-Why does your dog looks at me so strangly.
-Or don�t worry, he always looks this way when somebody eats from his plate.
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